<img src="https://bluej427.neocities.org/store.png"style="width:500px;height:400px;"> Welcome to //The Store//! All the things [[you->You]] need are here. [[Feel free to look around and put the things you need in your basket.->Explore]] (set: $hasitems to false) (set: $hasonion to false) (set: $hasbread to false) (set: $hascheese to false) (set: $hasmysterymonthly to false) (set: $hashealthjunkie to false) (set: $hasbusinessday to false)You feel just shy of overwhelmed by the quantity of store in store at //The Store//. With just a brief scan, you can see: (text-colour:green)[The [[Produce Section]]] (text-colour:yellow)[The [[Bakery Section]]] (text-colour:red)[The [[Deli Section]]] (text-colour:blue)[The [[Magazine Section]]] When you are ready, you can [[head to check out->Check Out]]Would you like to: [[Make a Purchase!]] [[Continue Shopping->Explore]] (if:$hasitems is true)[[Leave without paying.]] (if:$hasitems is false)[[Leave without buying anything.]]<img src="https://bluej427.neocities.org/produceaisle.jpg"style="width:600px;height:400px;"> //Wowie, look at all that produce!// Huh... you were hoping to find some tomatoes... Let's see... what could we use instead of a tomato? Maybe... an onion! Perfect! [[You add an onion to your cart.->Explore]] (set: $hasonion to true) (set: $hasitems to true)<img src="https://bluej427.neocities.org/bread.jpg"style="width:600px;height:400px;"> //Mmm, bread.// Not much else to say really. [[You add a loaf of bread to your cart.->Explore]] (set: $hasbread to true) (set: $hasitems to true) (mouseover-replace: "really.")[really. I mean, they are the most important part of a sandwich, but there's no such thing as a sandwich named entirely after the //bread//, right?] (mouseover-replace: "right?")[right? And they can provide such a wide variety of flavors, some of which go far beyond the supporting role, and are the main taste experience in a combination of ingredients.] (mouseover-replace: "ingredients.")[ingredients. I mean, why would you even make a sandwich if the bread is the strongest flavor?] (mouseover-replace: "flavor?")[flavor? I mean, the whole point of sandwiches is to make what you want, but taste is subjective and suspect to judgement.] (mouseover-replace: "judgement.")[judgement. Although, I guess the bread is the first thing you taste anyway, isn't it? Maybe the flavor of the bread //is// important. Maybe... bread is the unsung hero that //rises// to the occasion.] <img src="https://bluej427.neocities.org/cheese.jpg"style="width:600px;height:400px;"> //Mmm, cheese.// I gouda ask, how are you feeling today? Hope it's feta than yesterday! You'll always have days where you feel blue, but some days you'll be the goat! Just look for those moments when you feel the brie blow around you, and you'll be relaxing in cheddar and living that cottage life before you know it. [[You add a pack of cheese to your cart.->Explore]] (set: $hascheese to true) (set: $hasitems to true)<img src="https://bluej427.neocities.org/purchased.jpg"style="width:600px;height:400px;"> You purchased your items! Congrats! (if:$hasonion is true)[You purchased Onion!] (if:$hasbread is true)[You purchased Bread!] (if:$hascheese is true)[You purchased Cheese!] (if:$hashealthjunkie is true)[You purchased Health Junkie Magazine!] (if:$hasbusinessday is true)[You purchased Business Day Magazine!] (if:$hasmysterymonthly is true)[You purchased Mystery Monthly Magazine!] Thank you for shopping at //The Store//! Have a great day!<img src="https://bluej427.neocities.org/eagleshrug.jpg"style="width:400px;height:600px;"> You uh... left empty-handed. I mean, you didn't steal anything, so that's good. Good for you. Just uh... click [[here->Welcome to The Store]] if you change your mind.<img src="https://bluej427.neocities.org/handcuffedonkeyboard.jpg"style="width:600px;height:400px;"> Yeah, this isn't you right now, but one day it will be. (if:$hasonion is true)[You stole Onion!] (if:$hasbread is true)[You stole Bread!] (if:$hascheese is true)[You stole Cheese!] (if:$hashealthjunkie is true)[You stole Health Junkie Magazine!] (if:$hasbusinessday is true)[You stole Business Day Magazine!] (if:$hasmysterymonthly is true)[You stole Mystery Monthly Magazine!] <img src="https://bluej427.neocities.org/magazines.jpg"style="width:600px;height:400px;"> //Wow, look at all these magazines!// Isn't it weird how each one looks less interesting the more of them there are? Would you to pick out a magazine? [[Yes->Pick a Magazine]] [[No->Explore]]Oh? You don't remember why you are here? (if:visits >= 2)[//Not even a sense of déjà vu?//] //Ahem.// "You have traveled in search of many; Purpose, company, or even the ingredients for a sandwich. You know not what you will find here, but it was the closest store to your house." And as you enter, [[you hear the words:->Welcome to The Store]]Perhaps one of these magazines could be interesting. Which one would you like to buy? [[Business Day: "Why you should fire your employees"->Business Day]] [[Mystery Monthly: "Local Magician disappears"->Mystery Monthly]] [[Health Junkie: "100%-effective treatment stops pain instantly"->Health Junkie]]//That's certainly a title. Should be an interesting read.// [[You add Business Day to your cart->Explore]] (set: $hasitems to true) (set: $hasbusinessday to true)Despite the ironic title, it seems like an interesting read. [[You add Mystery Monthly to your cart->Explore]] (set: $hasitems to true) (set: $hasmysterymonthly to true)Is it a trustworthy source? Either way, it should be an interesting read. [[You add Health Junkie to your cart->Explore]] (set: $hasitems to true) (set: $hashealthjunkie to true)